Assembly

1. Usually, a cult meeting lead by the cult leader or "principal."

2. A way to brainwash people and turning them into obeying sheep following commands and snitching on each other

Cultist 1: Hey, how was Monday assembly?

Cultist 2: Oh great, now I understand that geocaching alone during the summer is actually not totally retarded and that snitching bullshit without proof is actually ok.

Cultist 1: Hmm... are you sure about that?

(Cultist 1 was never to be seen again)

Assembly by Koala on Fire February 27, 2020

Assembly

A group of people who have been elected to meet togather regularly and make decisions or laws for a particular region or country.

State/legislative/federal/local assembly

the UN General Assembly

Assembly by Suldan November 19, 2013

Assembly

A programming language consisting of mnemonics for machine code instructions. Can be assembled into machine code by a program called an assembler.

I don't need to know the latest fad programming language because C++ and assembly are good enough to write any program.

Assembly by bob_bobbb July 24, 2016

assembly language 

The one true computer programming language. All high-level languages reduce down to assembly language in the end.

High Tech Red Necks always code in assembly language.

assembly language by daDebil February 29, 2004

assembly language 

A kind programming language that consists of human readable processor instructions (Mnemonics, as opposed to Opcodes, which would be the number representations of the same instructions). Modern assemblers do furthermore also support certain higher level features, like macros, datatypes or functions.

Also, assembly language is used to distinct the language from the program that translates into machine code. In general use, both are called assembler which leads to the need to specify in certain situations.

It should also be noted that while people often talk about assembly language in general, there is not "the" assembly language, but rather a large group of them, one reason being different processor families having different instruction sets, the other being different assembler programs supporting different features, or having different ways of providing those features.

Assembly language is what real men write their programs in!

assembly language by Baal'Zebul March 14, 2011

Assembly-safe Shuriken 

Any small but dense food item served as an hors d'oeuvres at a wedding; the Spinach Vomit-bomb is the most common type of Assembly-safe Shuriken. Since there are always dozens of these left over when the cocktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests - which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. Typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 Wal-Mart sneakers into the frame.

"Aunt May was being a total douchehound so I pegged that bitch in the head with an Assembly-safe Shuriken. Now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour."

Assembly-safe Shuriken by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

assembly-line music 

music that is mass-produced, usually containing what seems to be interchangable parts; such as recycled beats, melodies, themes, song structures, etc.

I can't listen to top 40s radio; it's all assembly-line music.

assembly-line music by clarke paley October 23, 2010