Smokey Bacon 

Your nans stinky, sweaty clit on a hot summers day.

Mmmm tasty ;)

Nanny can I rub your smokey bacon.

Smokey Bacon by Josh and Kieran from your home November 15, 2018

Smokey Bacon 

Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon

last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy

Smokey Bacon by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011

Smokey Bacon 

Slang for cannabis

Wanna get some smokey bacon for tonight bro?

Smokey Bacon by Dr Pot November 2, 2013

'smokey bacon' complex 

The unwavering guilt of maintaining a vegetarian diet while simultaneously possessing a magnetic attraction to the consumption of the 'smokey bacon' variety of chip flavors.

"I always feel like people are judging me at the grocery store and when I buy meat-flavored chips; it's as if they know all my soy and fresh vegetable products are all lies. It's then that I remember no one gives a flying fuck what kind of chips I buy, and this is just my 'smokey bacon' complex talking."

'smokey bacon' complex by MshrmMiKE October 19, 2011

smoke my bacon 

used in atlanta awhile back,which means,"suck my dick".

a mans dick or "penis" is also known as meat, so bacon is meat. Say you were at the dinner table and someone say something you dont like,instead of saying, "suck my dick" out loud and being rude, just be polite and say, "smoke my bacon".

smoke my bacon by Ocho Suerte February 11, 2009

smoke some bacon 

The act of performing oral sex on a man. The term is used in a pejorative context and can be used as a sharp retort to an insult directed at you

"John you are so dumb"
"Bill, go smoke some bacon"

smoke some bacon by solestar May 27, 2013