After all that wine you could tell she was schlossed so we went back to the van and fucked really good for like 20 minutes.
by Cocky Mcvan September 20, 2013
Get the schlossed mug.Jim completely schlossed Texas A&M when he bailed on the Aggie baseball team for tu the day after the Aggies played in their first ever national championship and Jim promised that he would never leave Texas A&M, because it was the job that he schlossed his family for when he left TCU.
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Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.
by asouth August 5, 2007
Get the schloshed mug.When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
by Calypso121 April 3, 2016
Get the schlonged mug.To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
by googoobear October 12, 2008
Get the Schlopped mug.According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
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