If the new product "The Butt Toner" claims to reshape the hips, thighs, and curple, his ol' lady better jump on the bandwagon now. Christ, she's got a curple so big, that if she had to haul that fat ass of hers, she'd have to make two trips!
A man with an awkward and somewhat creepy disposition. Known for their unusual flirtation tactics with women, strange hand gestures and lack of ability to give a truthful answer to even the most straight-forward question. Curples are great eaters and are almost unstoppable around large quantities of food. They will often be very vocal about their exercise commitments to justify their excessive diets.