Mother fucker, I was talking Heather, who I have been trying to dismantle for what seems to be a lifetime, and as I was about to finally make my move she brings up her ex, Matt. I’m asking her questions about what made this cheesedick so great and she says he was the most Dongdiculous guy she’s ever banged. I said Dongdiculous? She said the most ridiculous sized dong she’s had the pleasure on annihilating. She then follows up by saying if it’s not to the knee, it’s not for me. By knee she means 10 inches limp. That was the day a little piece of me died, I could never satisfy that perfect piece of ass. No Jim and heather kissing in a tree. FUCK!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).