land whale 

An extremely obese woman. More commonly known as a BIG BITCH. Often seen cruising buffet lines or getting smashed by guys who are hard up for some pussy. Much like a real whale, there is a lot of blubber and they secrete grease and oil. They often smell like stale fish although they rarely go in the water.

Hey man, did you see that land whale Mike was messin' with? I told him to watch out, now he went and fucked up and got that bitch pregnant. That's messed up.

land whale by 210 Playa April 15, 2010

Land Whale 

Man or woman over 300 lbs.

The best land whale watching location is the Wal Mart near you.

Land Whale by leeky10001 April 3, 2009

Land Whale 

A person who is obese and has a big enough overhang to shelter a moose.

Wow see that fat kid over there... he is a land whale.

Land Whale by Offrey J May 27, 2006

land whale 

The big blobs of people who can't move and get crushed by their own weight.

Did you see that land whale on TV last night?

land whale by Master_stghm October 11, 2005

Land Whale 

-Noun.
Obese person.

Unmotivated, fat cunt of a person whose weight is the result of pure laziness.
*Those who're obese as the result of medical problems not included.

"Look at that fat cunt. What the fuck did he eat?! England?"
"Nah mate, that's just a land whale. Careful, they eat humans."

Land Whale by RabidIrishman May 15, 2013

Land Whale 

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.

Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale

Land Whale by R E A IP 3 R April 2, 2009

Land Whale 

A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)

"Did you see that land whale Tiffany bowling yesterday?" "Yeah it was disgusting!"

Land Whale by J.R. 181 August 27, 2006