Twidiocracy 

The decline of Western civilization, 140 characters at a time.

We used to live in a democracy, now we live in a Twidiocracy.

Twidiocracy by Freethinker62 April 29, 2013

twittocracy 

A society governed solely by the aggregated opinions of the majority via the internet using social media.

"Your Freedom" the new political social media service from the UK government is a step towards a twittocracy.

twittocracy by MikeSynonymous July 7, 2010

Twitocracy 

An illegitimate presidential administration that is driven by posts on twitter written by an illegitimate, orange faced twit.

"Can you believe this twitocracy??"
" I know! What a buffoon! His / her last tweet was posted from the playground."

Twitocracy by Dcoltframer January 16, 2017

Twistocracy

When you tell a truth that goes down the line like a chain letter in a gossip filled bunch of townies.

Yo' J, that twistocracy you keep slinging is wack dawg. My ass is really that smexy.

Twistocracy by ButtrflyKss'sf0mth1s3nd December 30, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016