Asslet 

When an asshole has a baby it's an asslet... A little asshole

He's an asshole so it's safe to say his baby is an asslet.

Asslet by Bendygirl April 25, 2013

asslet 

to be stupid, and act like an asshole. A combination of "brainlet" and "asshole"

"that man is an asslet"

asslet by asdfasfdasdffsdsdfasdf December 31, 2020

asslet 

smaller ass, reserved for 18-

"Was up my asslet!"

asslet by wiseass383 June 27, 2023

asslete's foot 

When your feet have the same odor as ass

Damn Matt. Your feet smell so bad. You should go to the doctor. You might have asslete's foot.

asslete's foot by Hugh_Jastle December 6, 2015

liquidate the assets 

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

Assley 

She is a total ass and a bitch. She fucking tells everyone's secrets if they tell her something! She is a slut and a whore. She is also a homophobic and she is racist. She's also extremely annoying and follows everyone around. She also tells people to kill themselves for no reason. If someone says they have a crush she's like "TELL ME! TELL ME!" when the person does not want to tell anyone their crush. She also chases them around until they tell her.

Assley "How about you go kill yourself!"
Person "Wow. Assley, you are just rude! No one should tell anyone else to kill themselves!"
Person "I have a crush.."
Assley "Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Now!"
Person "Sorry, no."
Assley is chasing the person around.

Assley by assley's number 1 hater November 24, 2018

Assetry 

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

Assetry by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015