wondersie 

A superhero-type person, there can only be ONE wondersie. He is a great leader among people. The type of person who survives on humor. His popularity is beyond belief!

OMG did you just see wondersie? WOW he is so amazing.

wondersie by wondersie December 18, 2012

wonderhead

The wonderhead bra for your head is a wonderous invention which both suports and exuberates your heads cleavage through wonderhead technology.

the wonderhead bra for your head supports the heads head, and he supports it. TM

The head : fuk guys my head needs support

father : get a wonderhead bra for your head, it will provide the comfort you are looking for.. mmm :)

The head: that's wonderous father, thanks to the wonderhead

:)

wonderhead by wonderhead January 5, 2010

Just wondering 

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

wonderbread 

Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences.

"Starbucks is just too wonderbread for me to be interested in going there. All the girls that go there prove that."

wonderbread by hailthemotherland June 7, 2015

Wondering Wanker 

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

Wondering Wanker by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

wondering willy

a type of marijuana that is brown with a lot of crystals on it its effects when intoxicated tends to make your mind wonder originated in the south west region of Ontario

i smoked some wondering willy last night ...it made me think alot

wondering willy by pullmycard May 25, 2008

Stale Wonderbread 

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.

"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

Stale Wonderbread by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018