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Shit-Shark 

The act of giving someone fellatio, while submerged in a bath tub. Stipulations include, the giver wearing a snorkel, and the receiver defecating a floater so it bumps into the givers head, effectively acting as the shark.
Bill- "That was a great shit-shark! Hopefully we can do it again sometime?"
Sarah- "I don't think so, my head is bruising."
Shit-Shark by Mr. French May 24, 2012
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Shit-shark 

A shit-shark is a term for a white chick that only fucks nigs. Often they think it’s somehow moral, or makes them more worldly, but it just makes no self-respecting white man want to touch her in the future.
Debbie may look alright, but I heard she was a total shit-shark in the last town she lives in.
Shit-shark by CommieKilla4Life December 26, 2020

shit shark 

a person employed to pump out and clean septic tanks or portable toilets
I can't believe Joe makes $22 an hour. He's a fuckin' shit shark.

Union job, dude.
shit shark by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

Shit shark 

What Olivia and claire are (you know who you are)
Shit shark by Thiccthanos420 April 24, 2020

Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.
"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"
Shark Shit by 777geez June 23, 2019

shark-shit

how low can you go?
you cannot get any lower than shark-shit, because it's below sea level.
Your lower than shark-shit
shark-shit by freddy2 January 30, 2008

Shark shit pussy 

A women's vagina is so unpleasant in odor, it smells similar to as if a dead fish was digested and shit out of a shark.
That bitch was straight recking on like some, shark shit pussy!
Shark shit pussy by Littlet831 July 10, 2016