Stoner legs 

When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.

John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"

Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."

Stoner legs by MR321 March 24, 2012

stonelegs 

1.) A person who sucks at soccer and even gets made fun of by the coach of the team
2.) A player that gets no respect from his fellow teammates
3.) The team bitch

Allen(in a BITCHY voice): Coach can I please go in?
Coach: No Allen! You are terrible, stonelegs!
Team: Ahhahahahahahaha, STONELEGS , ahahahahahahhaha

stonelegs by nottobynoble January 11, 2009

stonelegs 

slang for african americans or black people in general

Affirmative Action is given to stonelegs.

stonelegs by Word of Bird September 1, 2007