Prebuttal 

The act of providing a rebuttal before the opponent has actually said anything.

"I knew he was going to say that so I gave my prebuttal right away."

Prebuttal by Alexandradagreat February 15, 2012

Prebuttal 

An opening statement that has so many holes, it's just asking to be rebuttaled.

"Wow, I have so many rebuttals for that prebuttal!"

Prebuttal by SuperLoona April 10, 2019

precuntal vortex 

The wonderfully heady "I think I'm in love" feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides fellatio during sex, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and associated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no sex, and the rapid accumulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).

As in: "Dude, look out! You're being sucked into the precuntal vortex!"

precuntal vortex by BiggerD December 9, 2009

Simpson Rebuttal

An answer to the argument in favour of belief in God formulated in Pascal's Wager, formulated in turn by that great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson. Essentially, the God we are asked to believe in on the strength of Pascal's Wager, presumably the Judeo-Christian Jahweh, is merely one of thousands if not millions to have been worshipped throughout human history. Assuming the mere numbers of the faithful are an unreliable guide to the veracity of this god's existence (and no serious scholar of human beliefs would argue otherwise), then how do we know we've got the right god?

Simpson Rebuttal:

"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"

Simpson Rebuttal by Fearman February 23, 2008

Rebuttal 

A statement that refutes, contradicts, or otherwise disagrees with a something previously said.

A poor example, thought up in a matter of seconds:


John: LOLOL WHALES LAY EGGS!!11!!1one!

Martin: I disagree, whales do not lay eggs.

John: oh

John: btw, was taht a rebuttal?

Martin: Yes. Yes it was.

Rebuttal by Requisite August 19, 2008

rebuttal definition 

when someone sees a definition on Urban Dictionary they don't like so they submit the same word with a different definition

I saw a definition for Obamafication that I didn't like so I had to submit a rebuttal definition.

rebuttal definition by Mr.Juan-derful November 13, 2010

almighty rebuttal 

when one shits in the shower then lays down on their stomach and proceeds to obliterate the shit down the drain with ones face , until it has all washed down and away

yo i really gotta shit but i’m in the shower , i might just almighty rebuttal

my toilet was clogged so i used the shower and did the almighty rebuttal

almighty rebuttal by showershitter420 January 12, 2020