Meatballed

When you accidentally run over a dog.

I am happy I just meatballed my neighbors dog.

by PipingDownDudesIsLit November 18, 2020

Meatballed

The act of accidentally running over your dog with your car

I was late for work today and left in a rush and accidentally meatballed my dog

by meatball69littlekids November 17, 2020

meatballed

another word for intoxicated

"what did you do last night?"
"bro... I got totally meatballed."
"awesome"
";p"

by godandjesusandtheholyghost December 23, 2011

meatballed

When you're expecting food but you end up not getting any

Nikki really meatballed me when she ended up not bringing home any food for me.

by chris-sucks69 February 22, 2017

Meatballed

Goofed up or fucked up, or mishandled a situation.

“Gee, I think I really meatballed that date last night. She's never gonna call me again. I knew I shouldn’t have talked about the pigeon I’m training the whole time.”

by Meatballer June 30, 2023

meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

meatball surgery

A nickname for surgery that is meant to be performed rapidly to stabilize the patient as quickly as possible.

Amid technical innovations and changes of personnel, one thing that did not change was the MASH's basic function of performing what Capt. H. Richard Hornberger of the 8055th later called "meatball surgery." Speaking as Richard Hooker, pseudonymous author of M*A*S*H, he suggested that meatball surgery is a specialty in itself. "We are not concerned with the ultimate reconstruction of the patient. We are concerned only with getting the kid out of here alive enough for someone else to reconstruct him. Up to a point we are concerned with fingers, hands, arms and legs, but sometimes we deliberately sacrifice a leg in order to save a life, if the other wounds are more important. In fact, now and then we may lose a leg because, if we spent an extra hour trying to save it, another guy in the pre-op ward could die from being operated on too late. Our general attitude around here is that we want to play par surgery. Par is a live patient."

by Jack Neary August 16, 2006