culedrista 

A particularly obnoxious form of fútbol/soccer fan that thinks it is somehow acceptable to support both Real Madrid C.F. and Barcelona F.C.

Usually a teenage girl more concerned with the physical attributes of the players than the sport or the clubs involved. Their prominence rose following World Cup 2010.

The concept of Morbo is completely foreign to them.

person 1: Did you hear about Shakira? She's dating Gerard Pique now.

person 2: I hate culedristas.

~ * ~ * ~

Girl 1: omg Casillas should play for barca

Girl 2: ugh ur such a culedrista

~ * ~ * ~

madridista: did you see that pic of bieber with the real madrid jersey?

Cule: guuurl whaaaaa---? Wasn't he wearing a barca jersey last spring?

Both: I really hate culedristas.

culedrista by luna_is_luna_is_luna November 14, 2011

la culebrita

A pseudonym for Nate "The Great" Robinson (Boston Celtics NBA player formerly of the New York Knicks).

"La Culebrita" just hit a "three pointeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer".

la culebrita by rondoofblood February 24, 2010

Celebristalk 

(a portmanteau of Celebrity and Stalk)

v; to follow what celebrities are doing at all times via Twitter, Myspace, or Facebook.

n; Celebristalker (see UD definition)

note: Can be used to describe actually stalking Celebrities, though the original definition of Celebristalk is intended to be a bit more harmless. Also, some Celebrities are easier to Celebristalk than others. (i.e. John Mayer)

"I don't really use twitter for anything but Celebristalking. ...and I'm finding out that my favorite celebrities are incredibly boring."

"Oh man! I just found out that Miley Cyrus is on twitter! I am SO going to Celebristalk her."

Celebristalk by isthiscanon July 1, 2009

Celebristalker 

n. Someone who's added celebrities to his/her Facebook, MySpace, or Twitter to, essentially, stalk them.

v. Celebristalking
adj. Celebristalky

note: Can be used to describe someone who actually stalks Celebrities, though the original definition of a Celebristalker is generally quite harmless.

"Why did Dave feel the need to tell us what John Mayer tweeted about last night? He's such a celebristalker."

"So I was celebristalking Nigel Lythgoe and he left his Deep Vein Thrombosis tights in the hotel room! Lol!"

Celebristalker by isthiscanon June 29, 2009

celebristake 

Being mistaken for a celebrity

“Excuse me, Sir, but are you Brad Pitt? “
“No, I’m your gardener. I believe you’ve made a celebristake.

celebristake by Mike6678 November 2, 2017