textpest Share definition Flag A person who texts you incessantly, thus aggravating the heck out of you! (verb = textpestering) David was such a textpest and sent me over 50 texts in one day and wouldn't stop texting me! textpest by shamrocklassie November 3, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the textpest mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch