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To be better than awesme and mor exiting
Man i got laid last night and it was ASSOME!!!
Assome by Penis Head December 28, 2007
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The ultimate vehicle to whomp ass in the movie Idiocracy; yet it gets fucked.
Beef Supreme is back out of rehab to kick Not Sure's ass in the Assdozer!
Assdozer by Salame March 24, 2007
Have you seen "Gladiator"? It's assome!
assome by Timothy McCoy February 8, 2005
Assome is a word in which expresses something as more than "Awesome".
Dude your car is assome
assome by Devin Dickless December 27, 2007
An ass (or booty) that is awesome; a particularly hot ass
"Damn that booty is assome!"
Assome by Courtster May 3, 2008

Assometer 

A meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quantity, of a female butt. A meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.
1st. Guy: "Lordy! Look at that fine butt on that woman! That will measure a nine on the assometer!"
2nd. Guy: "It is fine indeed, but my assometer reads only an eight!"
Assometer by copter32 August 24, 2008