shmy 

The act of quickly inserting one's finger into an unsuspecting victim's bummhole while shrieking "SHMY!"

Girl 1: I think that guy behind us with the backwards Blue Jays hat is about to shmy me.
Girl 2: Ya he already shmyed me
Guy 1: *inserts finger into clothed bummhole* SHMY!

shmy by shmy September 10, 2011

shmyne 

codename for getting high, blazed, toke up, baked, etc.

If parents or adults are around that you don't want to get caught buy using such words.

also can be a number or amount for buying such things.

I'm bored, you wanna shmyne?

Dude, i only got 9 dollars, can i get a shmyne instead of a dime?

shmyne by MrSillyRabbit July 10, 2010

shmying 

This is east coast Jewish slang meaning to "look' or "shop" in a store, business or any place where goods are for sale without buying.

"Shmyer" also can imply being a "bottom feeder" or one that is always looking for sale items and is not hampered by any guilt to ask to purchased an item for below bargain or advertised prices.

"Hello, may I help you?". "No that's OK, I'm just shmying around."

" What did you get at Macy's?" " Nothing I just went in to kill time and shmy."

shmying by SeaPilot June 25, 2009

shmynee 

Shmynee is one of the best people you will ever meet. She has the best sense of style and an upbeat personality, Shmynee is one trendy beach. She is outgoing, loving, dramatic, quirky, funny, talkative, and so much more. Shmynee is A LOT. She will always have your back no matter what. She will be your best friend even if you don't want it. She always manages her social life while also keeping your in check somehow. You will always love her even when you don't want to. She has snappy come backs and will never leave you in the dust. She will go through the best and the worst times with you and won't leave you out. If you have a Shmynee, you keep her in your life no matter how annoying she can be because she will always have your back. You will love her even when you don't want to and she will love you the same. so don't write any diss tracks about her or else...she will break one of your fake nails. If you have a Shmynee, KEEP HER GODDAMNIT!!

Shmynee: HI I'm Shmynee
Grace G: ???shh my neahhhh???
Shmynee: no no no, It's SH-MY-KnEE, get 👏👏it👏👏right👏👏

shmynee by missmado June 27, 2019

shmyr 

used in place of a forgotten word or describes the consistency of somthing that is not appealing.

"In 1492 Columbus sailed the shmyr"
"ugh! Look at this shmyr, it's in my eye!"

shmyr by v b March 13, 2005

Shmylan 

Salty boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii; upset Dylan

Dude, Dylan isn't Dylan anymore--he's Shmylan! Boi is he sallllllllty.

Shmylan by poiface32 January 16, 2018

shmypical 

where one holds tradition or does something according to his stereotype

shmyps pesh would try and talk to that chick
shmyps jonathon diddago
shmyps sciencle lady's breath stinks

her breath stinks, how shmypical

shmypical by s3xualbashb1rd May 17, 2017