Twurp

A playfull nickname given to a girl's vagina. Name derived from the similarities between the attitude u have toward your kids and toward pussy. It annoys the shit outta you, but you still love it.

(Difference between uses)
1.) "My kid drew on the wall with crayons again. I'm gonna beat the fuck outta that little twerp."
2.) "Damn dude, check that bitch out..."
"I'm gonna beat the fuck outta that little twurp."

by Mitch T. Trimble December 18, 2008

twurp

when your in the bathroom drinking a beer while smoking and taking a crap

i have to go twurp

by billyjoemexicano707 August 15, 2011

Turpster

A crazy British guy who talks on podcasts, but is most awesome.

Turpster says don't do drugs.

by zimphella March 30, 2009

twerp

runt sized pest, generally annoying little person

Can you believe that twerp is complaining again!

by Kewguy September 1, 2016

state twerper

Any state trooper thats an asshole.

Watch your speed on the highway or a fucking state twerper might get you.

by jpg3 August 14, 2011

twerpectomy

A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.

{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!

by Telephony February 19, 2015

Turpin High School

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.

When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.

by Danny M Williams January 6, 2021