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Sleep Jack 

A serious and embarrassing condition, most cases with young men between 13 and 18 years of age, but is still diagnosed on older men. When a male is sleeping, impulses are sent to the brain to begin ejaculating. At first one will not notice that he has the condition but as weeks go on, it will get more and more severe. There is level 1 which is almost never noticed, but one will occasionally experience an odd phenomena known as blue balls. Level 2 at which point you will not wake up with morning wood. And Level 3 where one will wake up without morning wood, and with a white, slimy substances all of the sheets, and or undergarments.
Symptoms include:
- Soar hand, shoulder, and or elbow.
- Pain in the genital area
- No friends at all
Sentence: Hello Doctor, I believe I have a serious case of sleep jack.
Senario: A man wakes up with pain in his testicular area.
Sleep Jack by Mr. Ben L. July 21, 2011
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Sleepy Jackson

i was gunna have sex with this chick but i got a sleepy jackson

Sleepjaculate

Male #1: "Man I woke up and I could tell that I was sleepturbating last night."
Male #2: "How?"
Male #1: "I had sleepjaculated on the sheets."
Sleepjaculate by JH417 March 2, 2011

sleepy eyed jackson

When someone is asleep and another male whacks off and blows his load in the sleeping victims closed eyes. When victim wakes up he has a crusty substance in his eyes.
Dude, I think your dad gave me the sleepy eyed jackson last night.

Sleepwack 

The act of unconsciously wacking someone off while sleeping.
Waking up to your girlfriend jerking you off while she is sleeping. She was sleepwacking!

sleepwacking 

Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.
Eww, Jeremy was sleepwacking in his mom's room last night.
sleepwacking by johnsq99 April 16, 2007

Sleepjacker 

One who Jacks-off in his sleep
I woke up with a sore shoulder, because I'm a compulsive sleepjacker.
Sleepjacker by A2jorge June 17, 2020