Splail 

Splailing: The act of flailing wildly while vomiting and failing horribly to maintain any shred of dignity.

Person 1: "Did you see what Gill did in the womens bathroom at the club last night?" Person 2: "Yeah, she made a huge mess! That woman can really splail a fuck load when she's had too much to drink."

Splail by Jennysayspenis June 19, 2011

Shame-splaining 

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.

James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.

Shame-splaining by ModernMichael May 26, 2020

spladle 

A complicated and usually painful amateur wrestling move that involves splitting your opponents legs, while pinning his back to the mat, using your arms and legs.

Ryan just got spladled. Poor guy was humiliated.

spladle by Braydawg May 25, 2014

splainer 

Using humor and fun to explain things and make them understandable. Splainers often rely on one (or sometimes all) of the following: theme, metaphor (sometimes mixed-metaphors), props, situation, etc…

Jenny cracked me up. Her splainer about how satellite radio works involved coconuts, tin foil, gum wrappers and an Emeril Lagasse beet juicer.

splainer by MementoMMN July 17, 2010

splaigen 

SPLAIGEN : (adj) SP-LAY-gEN,

(1) used in times of need and secrecy,
functions as code word pre-arranged by allies;
(2) a secret, a secretive reference to a secret, or perhaps a serective secret reference to secrets referred to as a secretive;
(3) a woffice;
(4) defiance in the face of despotism, a rallying
call for the bewildered, lost and found.

John: Do you splaigen?
Jane: Yes, I splaigen

splaigen by Titan Po July 2, 2006

Post-splaining 

Post-splaining- noun, gerund; when your political opinions are so brilliant, clever & flawless, posting them on all social media platforms is required so all the world can know the real truth.

I don't like it when my Facebook friends are post-splaining what I should think about the President's politics

Post-splaining by Mobilepreacher January 21, 2020

Nola-splaining 

When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful

P1: “oh look, I made this drawing”
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”

Nola-splaining by Angry friend. August 20, 2019