It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.

Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."

Splashdown by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011

Splashdown

An event which may occur anywhere from a mans middle age to his elderly age. Upon sitting on the toilet the mans nut bag hits the toilet water.

Boy am I getting old. My ballsack hit the toilet water this morning...

That's called a splashdown Bob.

Splashdown by Chaos_Elite January 17, 2017

Splashdown

A babies due date or more specific the exact moment when the waters break and shit gets real

No way , didn't know she was pregnant so whens splashdown ?
How long now until splashdown ?

Splashdown by Lolly14 January 30, 2015

Splashdown

Often caused by excess alcohol consumtion. the act of urinating over people/objects while asleep, it is common for the person not to notice til the next morning

Great guys, Splashdown all over the sofa last night.

Splashdown by boomboomchiccaboom June 22, 2010

Baby Splashdown

Traditionally, baby splashdowns are given only for the family's first child, and only men are invited to party.

It’s a male version of the much tamer baby shower (these are held during the day and guests flick cotton wool balls into a cooking pot, give gifts and there’s normally a botchy row).

The pending Father convenes in a pub with his male friends and conduct a last big ‘Leo Sayer’ before the birth of a child.

Ideally the Father will not return home that evening.

“That’s it done - a classic Baby Splashdown - am so hungover but I’ve had my last big night before I pretend at being some sort of Dad….oh Lord!”

Baby Splashdown by anonymous April 4, 2025

North Oklahoma Splashdown

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios

"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."

North Oklahoma Splashdown by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026