Kinblump

When you perform oral sex on a women while she is taking a shit.

A Kinblump is a "Blumpkin" but being performed on the women.

That party last night was off the chain! I busted into the bathroom while Gnarly Charlie gave that bitch a kinblump!!!

Kinblump by Stevie Thunder February 4, 2010

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kinblump

the converse of the blumpkin. you are the happy recipient of a kinblump when your girl is giving you head while she is sitting on the shitter.

my girl's ass crack looks so hot when she's leaning over giving me a kinblump.

kinblump by Kin Blump March 27, 2004

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kinblump • kingblumpkin

kingblumpkin

kingblumpkin: ken-Blump-ken,(druid/celtic) 1.One who is the king of blump, a master in the art of blumping. 2.A fictional character in low quality movies made with a cell phone video camera.

" Due to my abilites in the area of blumping, I was voted kingblumpkin".

kingblumpkin by mikelmikel63 May 3, 2006

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kingblumpkin

KingBlumpkin: kang'blump-ken, OE,Fr. 1. The Star of a series of short movies about Snook Fishing, all filmed with a Video Cell Phone. 2. A Fictional Character from the West Coast of Florida featured in films produced by "TheTorch".
3. A total Gayfer.

"I watched a short movie about fishing today starring some dude that calls himself KingBlumpkin, what a Gayfer".

kingblumpkin by Lewis Cathat August 29, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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