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Dutch Wank

When you're mate holds your cock and you hold his wrist and move his hand up and down until ejaculation
Mark and Andy both love a good dutch wank ..........
Dutch Wank by Yogi36 June 6, 2011

Ditch wank 

Ditch wank - meaning to pleasure one's self in a ditch with the use of a hand.
I.E - I just had an amazing ditch wank!
Ditch wank by crashandburnds December 14, 2009

Wank Durch

It means the complete opposite of what you just said.
How was that piss up last night? Yeh it was "WANK DURCH"
ie, it was a Top Top night.
Wank Durch by wallye2bad August 22, 2011

Ditch wanker 

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.

Ditchwanker

A guy who shows up to an overnight party in someone's garden without a sleeping bag and a tent. And instead sleeps fully clothed in the corner of someone else's tent without a sleeping bag or a pillow with their face positioned up against one of the tents canvas walls.
Oi Zac!!!! (Pause) Fucking ditchwanker!!!
Ditchwanker by LoldudleygayxD September 26, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026