Flatury

Lifting someone's self esteem by complimenting the efficacy of their flatulence.

Hey Mike, that was a nasty smalling fart! Great Job! I hope your head doesn't get too big with all of this flatury.

Flatury by royberry June 5, 2011

flaturrhea

flatulence with unexpected diarrhea, requiring a change of pants

I thought it was just flatulence, but it turned out to be a messy case of flaturrhea

flaturrhea by ttmmtt November 29, 2007

flaturbate 

To fart while masturbating.

Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.

flaturbate by K@ E. June 20, 2007

Flatuary 

noun; the proper name of the room designated for flatuating

The Buttler dismissed himself to visit the flatuary where upon he thunderously flatulated unfortunately forgetting he still held his mistresses lantern.

Flatuary by Jeepiekeen November 7, 2010

Flaturbed 

The odd phenomena of being disturbed and flattered simultaneously. Often associated with back handed compliments or awkwardly phrased statements.

I was flaturbed by your comment that I had the spinal fluid of a seven year old...

Flaturbed by Cornelius Cardew June 13, 2007

Flaturate 

To saturate an area with new build flats which don't sell.

Developer: "Shall we build some more flats in this area?"
Builder: "No this area is flaturated"

Flaturate by Izzyyy :) February 3, 2009

flaturescence 

The light emitted from the ignition of a fart.

Quick thinking and the resulting flash of flaturescence allowed him to bewilder his attacker and glimpse his face in the dark.

flaturescence by xoorox March 20, 2013