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Bridge Of Don 

a suburb of Aberdeen, North-East Scotland
Bridge of Don is split into smaller areas. suburbs if you will.

these are: Danestone, Denmore, Dubford, Grandholm, Jesmond, Middleton Park, Ashwood, Mundurno, and Scotstown.

The schools in this area are Danestone Primary,Greenbrae Primary, Bridge of Don Academy, Oldmachar Academy, Braehead Primary,Middleton Park Primary, Forehill Primary, Glashieburn Primary and Scotstown Primary

having lived there for all my life so far, i would say bridge of don is a reasonable area to live in, i have never seen any racists, muggers, drug-dealers or generally anti-social people there. also, it is quiet and the houses are nice. Middleton park is probably the best school out of the lot of them, the pupils are very well behaved so its a bit of a shock when you go up to oldie (oldmachar academy) and meet less well behaved people. people tend to not speak so much dorick up there apart from "dah kenn" which is actually wrong as its "dinna kenn"
however, bridge of don, like all towns has its drawbacks. teenagers are very spoiled, image-conscious, vain and materialistic. should your total income fall less than 30,000 annually you don't want to send your kids there, go for hazelhead, torry, rosemount or midstocket instead
i just went to aberdeen today but i forgot where

I've been before, describe it

it was very peaceful, green, the houses were beautiful, i didn't see any hoodies and i didn't get any racist comments, i saw teenage girls with links london bracelets, hollister hoodies and tops that showed their tummies hanging around with teenage boys with superdry jackets, nike kicks and spiked hair. everyone could speak perfect english

oh, you're thinking of bridge of don then, nice place that.
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bridge of don academy

11/10 school. miss lees is a cow

everyone is a carthead (Hunter Costello smokes catnip)
most people get bullied #chillibuchanforlife

Miya Mitchell is a whore

miss Meldrum will save ur life, miss Howard will try to end ur life.

miss Maitland isn't fun anymore because she started taking her job seriously

toilets are always locked because people hotbox and wreck the place

witness junior fight club as chilli Buchan gets batted by everyone (most likely Callum Stewart)
join the greatest rivelry in the world bod vs oldie (plonkers)
" i go to bridge of don academy"

i am saying this to tell you how bridge of don academy and tell you why should not go to the school

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