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Swooshman 

The man wearing just the Nike stuff. Just do it. Just swoosh it. Completely dressed up in black sneakers, socks, boxers, shorts, t-shirt, jacket, gloves and baseball cap. His kids in the same stuff are swooshboy and swooshgirl
Guy #1: Who's that slick man wearing all black Nike stuff with just white swoosh logo?
Guy #2: Oh, that's Mister Milanko Sasko a. k. a. Doctor Fiasco, known around Vienna, Austria as purist Swooshman, because he hates that crappy noisy designed Nike logo with lettering next to the swoosh. He is the #1 Nike customer in Europe wearing just the swoosh stuff from 1980. He is famous for founding Lit eX.i.t. society (eXperience. independence. tolerance). Swoosh symbol represents that his head, heart and heels are checked out for integrity and honesty.
Swooshman by amiland May 2, 2022

shooshpap 

The practice of calming an enraged and/or depressed friend by shushing them while lightly stroking their face. This is not mere action, as the friend must try to place their positive emotions into the shooshpap and communicate it to them.
Whenever George gets mad, I shooshpap him until he calms his tits.
shooshpap by Derarc October 20, 2011

Shooshanorti 

An Armenian swear word. Most of the time, it's used to criticize an annoying, obese, emo, bitchy, fugly, brace-faced, cock sucking wannabe slut with freaky nails that loves drama and drags everyone in it. This individual bullshits about everything in life and denys it later on. This individual may also contain facial hair that rapidly grows in the area between her chin and neck.
John: "Woah, look at that ugly whore. I bet you i can get her to suck my dick for free!"
Fred: "Duhh, shes a shooshanorti!"
Shooshanorti by Wordsaver May 5, 2009
A word used when something is exciting, scary, funny, or stupid.
Holy shoosha, that wasa great movie!
Shoosha by AriaRayne_xX May 12, 2018

shmooshmag

n- a worse version of a douchebag while still having a slight coolness about them
Damn man, you're such a shmooshmag
shmooshmag by Jon phone June 21, 2008

shooshan 

one who thinks he is a mac daddy, but isn't
Mark thought he was Shooshan and talked to some girls, but they walked away.
shooshan by bisceg March 3, 2007