Toolcan

A person who is a huge tool and has a big nose, like a toucan.

1: "Who's that faggot with the huge nose?"
2: "Oh, that's just toolcan, he can't help it."

by austinpillage January 24, 2011

Tooncanny Valley

A phenomenon that that takes a Toon and turns it into a live action movie.

"The new Sonic movie has a big issue with the Tooncanny Valley."

by Soundjumper August 8, 2019

Toocan Sam

1-Toocan Sam: a very mangy bird that lives in the jungle, and leads innocent unsuspecting children into the jungle in search of sugary cereal...claiming that if you "follow his nose" that will in some way actually lead you to the god damn cereal; however, the only thing these kids ever get is bitten by thousands of jungle in insects and the occasional jungle lion....leaving them with no cereal, infectious wounds and a hatred of all things that fly.

2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:

* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine

Mixing instructions:

in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! that bird said to follow his nose to the cereal and now we're lost in the jungle and i'm scared and cold, so very cold.....i say it's time to eat the fat kid of the group or we'll never survive....DAMNNNN YOUU TOOCAN SAM!

I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.

by James March 6, 2004

toolcake

another word for a tool. although its a bit more offensive sounding.

god, kevin is such a fucking toolcake.

by maeora September 26, 2009

toolbanger

A person who participates in sexual activity involving an inanimate object or objects (ie. a hammer).

Did you see what Chane and Josh were doing in the garden shed? What a bunch of toolbangers!

by craig_s May 6, 2009

tool can

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.

a. That person was a complete tool can.

b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.

by d758595c January 30, 2010

Toolman

Anyone that lowers themselves or conforms to others against their true beliefs just to be popular. see hubbard

"dude peter just bought 40 hamburgers for the football team, what a toolman"

by Mr Twinkles June 17, 2004