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Stempled 

Verb, To be a teacher, When someone is a teacher, but they can't teach, and they are often corrected when giving out lessons.
ex: Our teacher stempled so hard that I had to stand up in front of the class and explain the lesson. (true story)

ex: That teacher was stempling again today, we had to read out of the book to learn the lesson, how are they still a teacher?
Stempled by Zboi94 January 5, 2011
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Stempled 

When a teacher makes countless mistakes, leaving the students to correct him or her. This happens most often with teachers who do not know how to teach or are not familiar with their subject.
The teacher stempled so badly that I had to teach her an easier way to solve the problem that she wrote.

She stempled so many times in the lesson that nobody knew what they were doing.

After stempling the same problem five times, the teacher just decided to write a new one
Stempled by littlejlev January 5, 2011
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stampled 

a combination of stamped and trampled. Commonly used to describe a stampede of only a few animals.
Idiot1: O my god, look at all those buffalo.
Idiot2: RUN, were gonna get stampled.
Idiot1: Your a retard.
stampled by latexsolarbeef October 16, 2007

Stumpled 

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.
"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."
Stumpled by Kahrispy October 13, 2011

Stompled 

A combination of stomped and trampled.

Usually the stomping will happen first, and then be followed up by a trample.

used for a particularly bad stomping or trampling involving human or mammalian feet, often in a shocked and excited manner .
Human: As I watched a group of five guys kicking the shit out of someone, my friend remarked to me: Damm, that dude was strait stompled!

Mammalian: Visual Example: Picture this:

When a Bull gore's a matador and then proceeded to stomp all over him. The Bull is so happy at his victory, the bull will look high in the air in ecstasy. Puffing and snorting, half slobbering at the time, the bull kicks one then the other of his powerful legs as he gets down to the business of his only job.

It's like a cat in the litter box, except that the cat is ten pounds and is kicking around sand. The Half-ton bull on the other hand, is trying to make the matador sand. Brutally kicking the helpless body with powerfull strikes as fast as he can.

That bull just stompled the matador!
Stompled by Hawaii FO February 18, 2011

stumpled 

A combo of tripping and falling due to a swarm of people
At Boston Calling, I had to pick Jacy up from the mosh pit so that she wouldn’t get stumpled over by the swarm of people who wanted to see Khalid front row.
stumpled by Iced tea gal February 6, 2019

Stampled 

A cross between stapled and stamped
Hey Jerry is your paper stampled?
No Bob it’s not.
Stampled by use_sticks February 2, 2023