stampled

a combination of stamped and trampled. Commonly used to describe a stampede of only a few animals.

Idiot1: O my god, look at all those buffalo.
Idiot2: RUN, were gonna get stampled.
Idiot1: Your a retard.

by latexsolarbeef October 16, 2007

Stampled

A cross between stapled and stamped

Hey Jerry is your paper stampled?
No Bob it’s not.

by use_sticks February 2, 2023

Stampled

The act of dying from being trampled by Taylor Swift or at a Taylor Swift concert.

That B***h got stampled at the Eras tour

by Crawfishkiller November 18, 2023

v card stamped

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

by pistolpj June 22, 2009

Turdal stampede

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

swampled

The state of an employee when the amount of work is greater than the number of hours in the day.

I'm hoping to get these budgets finished on Thursday; right now I'm just swampled and can't get to them.

by JennBenn August 15, 2006

Mushroom Stampede

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010