Skip to main content
An 80's kung foo master. A curious condition wich meant she felt the need to insert fish and small fluffy animals into a long orrafice.

A word used to describe someone that also takes part in such an activity.
Dave walked in the other day to see his dad doing a Chinia all over the floor.
Chinia by Twixy89 January 1, 2011
Chinia mug front
Get the Chinia mug.
See more merch

great wall of china 

when someone slaps one of your balls real hard
Howd it go with that girl last night? Amazing, she gave me a great wall of china, I'm still sore!

Great Wall of China 

How was the party last night?
It was a great time! I got schwifty and Mary-Kate gave me a Great Wall of China!

China Syndrome Girl 

meaning a woman so hot, she’s burning a hole in the planet / usually referenced by acronym CSG / amalgam of term for the resulting effect of a nuclear reactor core meltdown, known as ‘China Syndrome’, and David Bowie song ‘China Girl’
It was like an old John Hughes movie: a nerd like him getting a date with a China Syndrome Girl like her.
The magical body part your average 9 year old thinks females have.
I took Jimmy's phone and went through his search history and found he was looking for female per chinas
Per China by YoItsBern January 25, 2020

putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.
Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

China's final warning 

Russian term coined during the Cold War to describe a warning that carries no real meaning.

An empty threat
Person 1: "Man, this asshole told me to pay him money or he will burn my house to the ground."
Person 2: "Relax, he probably gave you China's final warning."
China's final warning by redocelot September 8, 2022