pooching 

To conceal something in one's vagina, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards

They're searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!

pooching by Kevin Break May 14, 2008

pooching 

to be hanging about. like cotch

i was just pooching round my homegyals yard

pooching by Koonalie September 22, 2005

pooching 

The act of inhaling dogs farts to get high off them.

"Dude im so stoned. That labradors got me ripped man"

"Yo you need to stop pooching"

pooching by DonSquigie December 21, 2010

pooching 

v. to pooch is to have sex. Pooching is the act of having sex as a poocher is a womans vagina.

"Man I really pooched that sluts poocher last night!"
"haven't done much pooching lately.."

pooching by imperfect faerie June 15, 2006

pooching 

To jump from a high platform onto a soft pad. See Pooch Pad.

"Lets go pooching at Niq's"

pooching by Niq Hallgren January 25, 2006

Pooching 

Havng sex with any dog of a girl that will go to bed with you.

That girl is a real dog, but I'm in the middle of a dry spell. So, I'm going pooching and hit it hard enough to make her bark like the dog she is.

Pooching by J Cheever Loophole December 17, 2010

Baby Pooching Machine 

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.

Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

Baby Pooching Machine by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009