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boneroni 

Meat appropriate for female consumption and or enjoyment.
Girl "I would like to purchase some pepperoni..." Clerk "Wouldn't you like some boneroni instead?"

Pepperoni=Man
Boneroni=Woman ;)
boneroni by whoratio December 3, 2010
Related Words

bonerboning 

when something happens that instantly takes away a boner.
yo i got longshotted with a throwing knife in cod yesterday and i was doin nice too. it was so bonerboning.
bonerboning by JB177 March 25, 2010

Bonerocity 

Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.
example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"

Bonersniffer 

Damn youre such a bonersniffer right now
Bonersniffer by FreezyOnUD February 19, 2020

boneronium 

Try our new, improved ED pill! Now with BONERONIUM!”
boneronium by Shaker Heights February 25, 2019
A better way of saying bozo
Bro stfu and stop being a bozeroni
Bozeroni by Big cockeroni March 15, 2022