Hennething

–noun hen-ee-thing :

The resulting activities and behaviors a person (woman) will engage in after becoming drunk off of Hennessy; cognac product of Jas Hennessy & Co.

I know she seems uptight now, but shes never tried this shit! Gimme half an hour with her and me, an this bottle of Henney will get her to do just about Hennething.

Hennething by almostandalways November 27, 2010

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Hennything

One of many things lame-ass tools say to sound funny or clever but really sound like attention-seeking alcoholics. Stated in the presence and influence of Hennessy.

Teen: Alright! You brought liquor to the party! Oooh! It's Hennessy! Woot! It's going to be a real party! It's gonna get wild! Hennything is possible!

Just turned 21: Just...don't. Just don't. You sound lame as fuck. It was fucking cringe-worthy. I feel embarrassed for you.

Hennything by The Anticlown September 27, 2017

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Hegsething

To fail at the proper form required for physical fitness or exercise of any kind. Also, to lie or brag about how much weight you can lift or press.

I knew Pete was Hegsething when he swung the kettlebell between his legs too low to the ground.

Hegsething by Nonalcoholic March 7, 2026

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Hegsething

To do an exercise with the wrong or improper physical form. Also, to lie or brag about how much weight you can move.

I knew Pete was Hegsething when I saw him swinging a kettlebell between his legs too close to the ground.

Hegsething by Nonalcoholic March 7, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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