Hey, have you seen Zombie's latest post? His level of derptitude is off the fuckin' charts!
Zombie's complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derptitude.
Zombie's complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derptitude.
by Bigstugots October 27, 2010
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Preston was cooler than Ben for like a week and he had all of these fun things to do. So now Ben is forever in debtitude for being able to participate.
Preston is forever indebtitude to Zach for his brithday shots.
Sam is indebtitude for his butt.
I will be indebtitude to you for putting lemon in my water.
Preston is forever indebtitude to Zach for his brithday shots.
Sam is indebtitude for his butt.
I will be indebtitude to you for putting lemon in my water.
by SouthernlyBrunch April 26, 2015
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Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.
by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013
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Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011
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the process of becoming decrepit.
the process of becoming decrepit.
by Chris February 1, 2005
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