Complain brag 

When someone brags by 'complaining' about something. We all know a person like that.

Joe: Dang, my personal maid, she never folds my socks right.

Alex: Dude, quit with the complain brag.

Complain brag by Likesototallyrandom September 2, 2010

Complain-Bragging 

When someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. A way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.

She was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don't match her outfit.

He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!

Complain-Bragging by QuinnTay February 6, 2012

Complainabragg 

When someone complains about something, but they are really doing it to brag.

My friend constantly complainabraggs about all the guys that ask her out.

Complainabragg by Libraryguy September 26, 2012

complainabrag 

A complaint where the speaker is simultaneously bragging about themselves.

Ugh, I don't know what I'm going to do this friday because I've been invited to two different exclusive clubs! Oops, that was a complainabrag.

complainabrag by edna mode May 20, 2014