Blooming

A word that can either be used as a very mild swear word or a euphemism for bloody.

Gosh darnit!! I lost my blooming watch!

by Matthew678 January 16, 2019

blooming

A colloquial term used for emphasis to add frustration and dislike. Commonly used in the UK. Also: blimming.

Guy: "London is blooming expensive!"
Girl: "I know, it sucks, doesn't it?"

by careyy March 7, 2009

Blooming

A Filipino expression used when you want to say someone's beautiful.

Person: "Wow, blooming ka ngayon. May nangyari ba?" (Wow, you're blooming today! Did something good happened?)

by winkdeep July 30, 2017

Blooming

The act of expelling ones inner rectum to resemble a fleshy tomato from your anus. Usually occurs as a result of too much anal sex.

This ancient art, shrouded in secrecy, is performed by only those who partake in a high level of arse pounding - usually on film. These artists can expel or 'bloom' their inner parts on demand. This flower can also be sucked back into the bloomer's body upon request and must be done so before it dries and subsequently shrivels.

This bloom is a delicacy in the rugged mountains of Japan.

Uh Oh... Janice is blooming again.. her arse tomato is exposed. Someone get her a pencil to push it back in.

by Scooter78 September 11, 2013

Blooming

the act of tripping on mushrooms.

We had a great time blooming at the beach yesturday.

by bbones. August 8, 2010

Blooming

Jizzing/cumming on a prolapsed anus

Yeah, he's got some weird fetishes, he's really into blooming

by Satch86 January 1, 2019

Blooming

/ˈblo͞omiNG/

Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.

I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.

by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022