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The smelly gas from animal or human faecal material. Short for "poo fumes".
I couldn't escape the pumes when I was in the public toilets.
Pumes by LongShelfLife September 17, 2010
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A cooler way of saying the popular apparel brand "Puma", specifically the shoes.
"Yo bro those are some sick Pumes"

"I wish I had my pair of Pumes on, then maybe those cool guys would talk to me"
Pumes by Gregory N Son September 25, 2020

pukesthetic 

The opposite of Aesthetic. The content of the "Aesthetic" makes you want to puke.
"This girl cut her lip and took a photo of it for her tumblr aesthetic but it totally was pukesthetic."
pukesthetic by Amizzleeee March 4, 2017

Pukeshot 

When you are drunk and someone is still to ugly to fuck, you pukeshot her.
He was so drunk last night, he gave her a pukeshot!
Pukeshot by KFChicken August 22, 2012

My heart pumps piss 

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless
My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.
My heart pumps piss by rucus7 June 22, 2011

Sticky Pubes 

Pubes that have left over jizz on them from sex the night before.
Joe's jeans were really annoying at his concert because they were stuck to his sticky pubes.
Sticky Pubes by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014