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Ottumwa, Iowa 

Ottumwa, Iowa is a small, shitty town on the southeastern side of Iowa..
It's called the "City of Bridges" even though there are only three main bridges, they're pretty small, and they hover over a dirty-ass brown river known as the "Des Moines River"
There are like, seven elementary schools and Ottumwa High School, or OHS, is probably one of the worst places in Ottumwa..
It's literally full of nothing but wanna-be preps, jocks, drama nerds, sluts, druggies, illegal Mexicans, wanna-be gangs, and trash
There are such a small amount of "normal" people that attend OHS and yes, I am fortunately one of them..
They tried to build a fuckin' casino here and it, of course, got denied..

They should've tried to build something more productive and entertaining like a "roller rink"..
As soon as I graduate I'm getting the fuck outta here!!
Yeah, Ottumwa, Iowa sucks....

Some people here call Ottumwa O-Town..
Umm.. O-Town is for Orlando and Orlando only..
Trying to throw in some other place's name to try and give a shitty little town a "cool" nickname won't get it anywhere..

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
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Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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