cruwd 

replaces crap or shit in context

Ohh cruwd!!!!!!!! I forgot my keys!

cruwd by jermpj May 4, 2010

crowdience 

a combination of 'crowd' and 'audience', said mostly when completely fucked

The crowdience laughed as the drunk man fumbled with the intricacies of the English language

crowdience by don't drop the soup December 13, 2018

con crud 

Illnesses which are spread around at science fiction and furry conventions due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to con crud.

That was an awesome con I attended, pitty I caught a nasty case of con crud.

con crud by Lutria Wolfe January 11, 2009

crowd follower 

Someone who just goes along with whatever everyone else is doing and doesn't think for themselves very much.

A crowd follower will typically see every popular new movie, vote for whoever the "cool" politician is and go along with whatever current pop culture says is in without actually putting much critical thought or research into it.

crowd follower by Link1986 September 11, 2016

galloping crud 

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

crud vapors 

Scotland's words for poo gas

"What do they call poo gas in Scotland?"
"Crud Vapors."

crud vapors by Sandwich Sam November 20, 2006

Crowding the plate 

When someone is in or too close to your personal space which is making you feel uncomfortable. Same as how the annoyed baseball pitcher feels when the batter is making they're job harder by taking up the area of the plate he is aiming for.

I was standing in the grocery store line, when the impatient person behind me was practically breathing down my neck to get out of there. "He/she" is "Crowding the plate".

Crowding the plate by TheNorthern October 24, 2010