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Beautiful brown haired girl who loves the 80s and spooky things.
It’s halloween. Aften lives for this day.
Aften by Sp00kys0ul May 24, 2019

quarter after one

A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.
Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"
quarter after one by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019

aftercare 

Taking care of someone after preforming sexual activities with them. Cuddling, talking, etc.
He's so good with aftercare, he makes me feel safe.
aftercare by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021

after work job 

A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.
I can't come to poker night tonight guy, I've gotta go to my after work job.
after work job by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013

Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

Afterclown 

The clean-up after some clown fucked sometjing up, or clowned the job. To clean up after some clown.
"Who fucked up the car?" He asked.
"My friend said he was a Mechanic" she replied.
"Great. I'll have to take it to the shop for an afterclown. Nice job." He said angerly.
Afterclown by toytechken October 18, 2014