lecture 

The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

blah blah blah +$$$

lecture by doma March 8, 2004

lecture 

A long speech in which a group of children have to listen to an adult tell them that they are immature and wrong and should think of other people first.

you all need to make the mature decision so do what i say but this is not a lecture

lecture by CRDC! August 28, 2010

Lecture 

A really good time to sleep and/or masturbate.

I have a three hour lecture!

Lecture by DJ Gorrilla December 8, 2006

lecture 

An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.

"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me

lecture by Dave July 14, 2004

lecture 

to browbeat someone with harsh criticism

Don't lecture me on how to do things.

lecture by Gerard Irick March 19, 2010

Lecture 

A term of some "more mature" people educating, or delivering some "thoughts of life" to "immature people", usually from parents to their children.

Ugh, you know what? I just got a 1.5 hour lecture from my mom just because I showed her a meme!

Lecture by myday March 25, 2022

Lecture 

The act of committing oral sex while avioding a project, usually lasting about a half hour.

"Sorry I was late, I was being lectured by my boyfriend"

"Lectured? Is that why it took you a half hour to drive five minutes? Guess either he doesn't last long or you're no good..."

Lecture by RockstarLC November 22, 2009