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Medstar Ready 

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.
The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.

They just be using the “Medstar ready” definition of the word.
Medstar Ready by anonymous November 15, 2020
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Medsplain 

When an absolute idiot thinks they understand something medical or health related and goes crazy explaining it over their social media. In reality they'll probably end up with mega-AIDS with their terrible ideas, so medsplainers are to be avoided and feared. Someone can be a medsplainer, can medsplain, or medsplaining.
My sister tried to medsplain to me that onions in my socks will cure cancer and now my stupid socks smell like onions.
Medsplain by jerel89 January 2, 2018
The slang form of myspace. In most cases used by illiterate myspace gangsters.
yo nigga i need dat proxy to get on "mespace".
mespace by josh ellis April 21, 2007

medsploitation 

Horror movies about disgusting and freakish medical experiments. Made to shock and titillate.
Nazi medical experiments inspired the new medsploitation film "The Human Centipede."
medsploitation by Elle Castle April 8, 2010

medipause 

That period of time between taking your meds and waiting for them to kick-in.
I almost lost my shit on my idiot, narrow-minded, sexist boss this morning but checked myself because I was in “medipause” and just needed a few more minutes to force composure while waiting for my meds to kick-in.
medipause by HolDoll February 1, 2018

Medipause 

It's the year long break after college to study for your MCAT before attending med school.
I am on medipause this year while studying for the MCAT.
Medipause by Stebbus December 30, 2019