guydyke

A guydyke is a man who, whether intentionally or unintentionally, attracted to lesbian women. A guydyke often pursues relationships with women only to find out that those women are not attracted to his sex. Some guydykes feel like they live a cursed existence of being attracted to a type of woman they can't have.

Brad: Dude I made a move on Jessica but she told me she's a lesbian.
Al: Sucks to be you man.
Brad: That's the fifth lesbian I've been attracted too, man!
Al: Looks like you really are a guydyke

guydyke by SimpingFool March 23, 2020

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guydyke

The name given to a guy that likes/wants to have relationships with lesbians

Bob-"Hey, look at that girl over there"
Bill-"oh her, she's a lesbian"
Bob-"OMFG no way, score!"
Bill-"You're such a guydyke!"

guydyke by Toootoootootoo November 30, 2009

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guydyke

It originally meant a cishet man who fetishized lesbian relationships/wanted to be in one but it was to good to waste on them so the butches took it

random person: “are you a transgender man?”
butch lesbian: “i’m a guydyke”

guydyke by lesbian_mess August 20, 2022

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guy-dyke

A man, often but not always gay, who favors the stereotypically lesbian lifestyle, i.e., Birkenstocks, sandals, long scruffy hair, recycling, vegetarian pot-lucks, child-raising, etc. as oppossed to circuit parties, gym memberships, promiscuity, and fashion etc.

Remember that show "All in the Family"? Gloria's husband, Mike, a.k.a. "Meathead" was a real *guy-dyke*.

guy-dyke by AJK December 19, 2003

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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