Jonvo

A joint conversation using an Instant Message service. (A 'convo' with more than 2 people in)

"Oi wanna have a jonvo?"
"Sure sure, add some people I cba"

by CestTyler November 27, 2009

doing a jono

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

Jovolisko

A highly taxed town in DayZ named by former pro esports player now youtuber and streamer "Dellor" who is the mayor of this highly taxed area.

Attention to all citizens of Jovolisko, it is now tax season, and it is one hundred percent tax rate. Please go to the barn in the middle of Jovolisko if you do not want to be taxed.

by Some1onUrbanDict February 28, 2021

Doing a Jono

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).

"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006

Jonzo

A smug Canadian who resents America for being an actual country. This type of person subconsciously feels their own physical and emotional inadequacies are symptomatic of the weak and feminized culture of Canada. This insecurity compels them to lash out at the dominant American culture through feeble attempts at biting criticism and pretentious posturing.

The mean-spirited and half-witted joke he told about Bush made the Jonzo feel not quite so pathetic for a little while, but he soon fell back to thinking himself half a man.

by Sammy Davis III January 1, 2007

Jovonda

A jovonda is headstrong. Determined and dedicated, yet caring and loving. A jovonda loves to have fun and let loose. Jovondas are poetic, artistic, and immensely fun to be around. Stunningly sexy, and also elegantly beautiful. Eloquent in speech and highly intelligent. Jovondas love to debate, even though they like to appear as if they are never wrong. Cutely conceited, great confidence. Jovondas are reliable, honest, and among other things drop dead gorgeous. Sweet, loving, nice, inviting. You know you have a jovonda if you can describe her in one word..... AMAZING!

"I wouldn't trade Jovonda for all the world."

by chrissy & jr February 3, 2010

Did a Jonno

To drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you.

Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno

by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009