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Jolly Boatman

The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".
"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"

"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"

"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
Jolly Boatman by Rad1234 February 20, 2009
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little boatman 

I love to lick the little boatman.
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Bookman's Bluff 

When an Author creates something where people say: "That doesn't make sense" but excuses it with: "It all makes sense when you consider it's acually a methaphor"
Masahiro Sakurai pulled a Bookman's Bluff when he created Kirby:

"Kirby doesn't make sense as a creature but he will make sense as a methaphor." Brian David Gilbert, 2020
Bookman's Bluff by Sturmward July 29, 2021
A person who is known as the villain or the bad guy but always try’s to keep peace and care for others. Basically gets booed for trying to care
LOOK ITS BOOMAN
Booman by thelostone11 October 13, 2021

Bootandals 

Noun: pronounced Boo-TAN-dals

Footwear that is not quite a boot and not quite a sandal.
Those bootandals are perfect for horseback riding on the beach.

Man, I can't decide if I want to wear a boot or a sandal? I know, I'll go with my bootandals!
One who sells educational books door to door.
Someone who is richer and more confident than you are because they sold books for the summer instead of sitting on their ass.
I rock you because i saw 3 hot moms today!
Don't you ever die you good looking bookman!
bookman by mort utley August 25, 2008