smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

smurf pump by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009

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smurfpumper

one badass motherfucker that enjoys stuffing those little blue men that stand only three apples high

yo, did you see that nasty stencil smurfpumper did of gargamel getting fucked in the ear?

smurfpumper by smurfpumper January 31, 2004

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Related Words

smurf pump • smurfpumper • Smurfpimpin • smurf • Smurf Cat • Smurf Dick • smurf juice • smurf balls • smurf bite • Smurf'd

Smurfpimpin

The bluest of all niggas!

Omg that smurf is pimpin!!!11!1111!!11!!1!!!

Thats coz that is Smurfpimpin. That smurf is one blue nigga!

Smurfpimpin by Claks June 11, 2006

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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