The Shatners

The Shatners, also known as Shatner Syndrome, is a term used to describe when actors fall from stardom to obscurity, alcoholism, and at times insanity. The term references William Shatner and his post-Star Trek career.

David Hasselhoff still struggles with the Shatners on a daily basis.

The Shatners by aexmcl October 8, 2009

The Shatner Effect 

A cinematic term when in a movie or television program, an actor or actress removes their top, or appears without it for no apparent reason.

The scene from "Swordfish", where Halle Berry moves her book to show her boobs for no reason is a classic case of The Shatner Effect.

The Shatner Effect by Russell The Love Muscle January 13, 2015

The Shatner 

the facial expression made famous by pornstars. in which they show there teeth while sucking in air in an attempt to look hot.

o man, this girl was jerking me off yesterday and she did The Shatner

The Shatner by dogfart69 February 6, 2012

The Shatner Effect 

Distinguishes between films made for a theatrical experience and movies made for television by assessing the performance of the actors in a non-qualitative but descriptive manner. Originates from the distinctive acting style of the inimitable William Shatner. The Shatner Effect occurs when it is obvious a work of entertainment is made for television based upon the delivery of the actors.

You: "How can you tell this movie was made for TV?"

Me: "Note that actor's dramatic gesticulations. Observe the overly tremulous voice. Check out the zipper on that alien costume. The Shatner Effect, totally."

The Shatner Effect by contemptible June 21, 2008

The Shatner 

A sex act where the male defecates on the womans chest, then proceeds to jack off furiously at the sordid display while making a classic William Shatner expression and finishing the act by giving her a Pearl Necklace.

Oh fuck dude, last night was crazy! This dirty bitch asked begged me to give her The Shatner. How could I resist!

The Shatner by clamshanker March 19, 2023

the william shatner 

during the move known as the mexican pine cone (inserting ice into her vagina while doing the vacuum position) the male will pour hot sauce onto the vagina and consume it.

dang bro did you score with that chick last night, yeah man i hit her with the william shatner, she loved it!

the william shatner by jellyjd May 21, 2010

Beam Shatner off the Enterprise

another term for deficating

Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.

Beam Shatner off the Enterprise by mynameisdavo June 22, 2006