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A) A pleasanter-sounding word for those who flinch at the mere mention of the "B" word and have difficulty seeing, thinking or breathing in the "B" word.

B) A religion established around the dogma of eliminating all hospitals and needles and healing the sick through the power of onions between the toes.
When the hoobaajah bank came to town, many people wanted to donate their hoobaajah for free cookies.

She vehemently adhered to the doctrines of hoobaajahism and made a pilgrimage to the greenhouse twice a day.
Hoobaajah by ellpai October 7, 2009
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hoobajawa 

Extended: In the most severe of cases the penis has been known to smell like tomatos and explode
Scotts dick wouldn't have exploded but he had to fuck her not once, not twice, but thrice
hoobajawa by David July 30, 2004
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