spinzist 

A person that employs any means of high-impact marketing tactics informally known as "sign spinning". Sign spinners twirl, toss, and perform acrobatic style feats all while still ensuring the board's message displays prominently!

The person that stands in front of businesses and on street corners that hold up signs and toss them around, points, wiggles, wears or otherwise performs with them. Some are artists with hours of practice and many tricks and are very performing. They can be called a "Spinzist"!

spinzist by cnichie September 11, 2009

Spintistics

The use of statistics in the effort to sway opinion. Commonly used by politicians and economists with an agenda, seeking to use numbers, etc. in the attempt to put their own spin on a situation.

The other day, Senator Richardson was on the news trying to defend his position on relaxing tobacco taxes. Despite the growing number of deaths each year due to smoking, he cited numerous spintistics to suggest it is not as bad as what has been reported.

Spintistics by mcmarcus June 12, 2008

Spinister

A single woman after the age of 35 that has reached sinister spinster status.

She was alone with just her cats as company; she is a spinister.

Spinister by Not the crazy cat lady July 31, 2009