Crack clown is a derogative term used to make fun of or piss of your friend. A crack clown refers to a friend who resembles a clown who is a dysfunctional crack abuser. These people are often bald and quickly get upset when called a clown,crack clown, or moron. Also know as C.C.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.